Following up my “spectacular” post on film blurbs, Carrie McLaren at StayFree! magazine offers an update on the blurb racket:
The Girl in the Café (HBO film)Blurb from Oregonian: “An endearing romantic comedy.”
Actual line: “This new offering from HBO Films is at its heart a bit of political propaganda wrapped into an endearing romantic comedy that starts losing its laughs when it gets to Reykjavik and decides its teachable moment has arrived.”
Hustle & Flow (MTV/Paramount)
Blurb from Los Angeles Times: “Place Terrence Howard front and center!”
Actual line: “Above all, ‘Hustle & Flow’ places Howard front and center as a man with little education but much street wisdom.”
Fantastic Four (Twentieth Century Fox)
Blurb from Charlotte Weekly: “Fun!”
Actual line: “Fantastic? Not exactly, but Tim Story’s take on Marvel Comic’s first family of superheroes can be fun if your expectations are low enough.”
hello? anyone there? got any film curators ’round those parts?
Comment by deano — August 22, 2005 @ 9:18 pm
Good job.
Comment by Bsd — August 6, 2006 @ 10:11 am