It may be sold out but I am holding two tickets in my hot little hand right now. Oh, they look so nice!
You too can partake. Picture it: You sitting on the Walker lawn ona warm summer evening, sipping a beverage of yourchoice andlistening to the sounds of Andrew Bird, the New Pornographers, Cloud Cult and Bon Iver.
All you have to do is come up with an original one-line joke, submit it by June 4th, and make our galley speaker Joseph Scrimshaw laugh. Winners will be announced at our last Richard Prince gallery talk about jokes on June 5th at 7pm.
So, step right up andhit me with yourbest shot. First place winners also get two free tickets to Joseph Scrimshaw’s show at Bryant Lake Bowl entitled Adventures in Mating. Second prize is two tickets to Artist Designed Mini-Golf and a salty dog from the Walker shop. Not bad for second place!
Fire Away! And, never mind the Pat Benatar reference!
Here is a highlight from this week:
I’ve always heard when God gives you lemons, make lemonade. God gave me iced tea. What the$%# am I supposed to do?
There is only one loser in a bacon eating contest.
Comment by Jenni Undis — May 21, 2008 @ 4:08 pm
At least I don’t eat unborns.
Comment by Callie — May 22, 2008 @ 10:28 am
I tried to do a play on words but the top of a book is such a small stage.
Comment by Jonathan Nelson — May 22, 2008 @ 4:44 pm
A guys walks into his psychiatrist’s office dressed totally in cellophane; his doctors says,”I can clearly see your nuts.”
Comment by sarah fleener — May 23, 2008 @ 10:45 am
What did Dracula say to the ear of corn?
- I want to schuck your blood
Comment by Nate Baustad — May 23, 2008 @ 7:14 pm
You’re so stupid, you tried to join Facebook but kept getting paper cuts on your nose.
Comment by Eric Knight — June 2, 2008 @ 9:34 am