http://blogs.walkerart.org/ecp/2008/04/29/enter-liner-joke-contest/ Just another Walker Blogs weblog Thu, 19 Nov 2009 18:59:27 -0600 walker_blogs hourly 1 http://blogs.walkerart.org/ecp/2008/04/29/enter-liner-joke-contest/comment-page-1/#comment-28 Rob Brittain Thu, 22 May 2008 15:38:31 +0000 http://blogs.walkerart.org/ecp/2008/04/29/enter-the-one-liner-joke-contest/#comment-28 I was such an ugly baby... My mother never breast-fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. I was such an ugly baby… My mother never breast-fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend.

]]> http://blogs.walkerart.org/ecp/2008/04/29/enter-liner-joke-contest/comment-page-1/#comment-27 Rob Brittain Thu, 22 May 2008 15:37:56 +0000 http://blogs.walkerart.org/ecp/2008/04/29/enter-the-one-liner-joke-contest/#comment-27 I'm so ugly; when I was born the doctor slapped my mother! I’m so ugly; when I was born the doctor slapped my mother!

]]> http://blogs.walkerart.org/ecp/2008/04/29/enter-liner-joke-contest/comment-page-1/#comment-26 Rob Brittain Thu, 22 May 2008 15:35:46 +0000 http://blogs.walkerart.org/ecp/2008/04/29/enter-the-one-liner-joke-contest/#comment-26 I told the doctor, "Doc, my foot hurts -- what should I do?" "Limp," he said. I told the doctor, “Doc, my foot hurts — what should I do?” “Limp,” he said.

]]> http://blogs.walkerart.org/ecp/2008/04/29/enter-liner-joke-contest/comment-page-1/#comment-25 Rob Brittain Thu, 22 May 2008 15:22:50 +0000 http://blogs.walkerart.org/ecp/2008/04/29/enter-the-one-liner-joke-contest/#comment-25 My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

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