http://blogs.walkerart.org/ecp/2008/04/29/enter-liner-joke-contest/ Walker Art Center Sun, 20 Jul 2008 13:15:58 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.3 http://blogs.walkerart.org/ecp/2008/04/29/enter-liner-joke-contest/#comment-63544 Rob Brittain Thu, 22 May 2008 15:38:31 +0000 http://blogs.walkerart.org/ecp/2008/04/29/enter-liner-joke-contest/#comment-63544 I was such an ugly baby... My mother never breast-fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. I was such an ugly baby… My mother never breast-fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend.

]]> http://blogs.walkerart.org/ecp/2008/04/29/enter-liner-joke-contest/#comment-63543 Rob Brittain Thu, 22 May 2008 15:37:56 +0000 http://blogs.walkerart.org/ecp/2008/04/29/enter-liner-joke-contest/#comment-63543 I'm so ugly; when I was born the doctor slapped my mother! I’m so ugly; when I was born the doctor slapped my mother!

]]> http://blogs.walkerart.org/ecp/2008/04/29/enter-liner-joke-contest/#comment-63542 Rob Brittain Thu, 22 May 2008 15:35:46 +0000 http://blogs.walkerart.org/ecp/2008/04/29/enter-liner-joke-contest/#comment-63542 I told the doctor, "Doc, my foot hurts -- what should I do?" "Limp," he said. I told the doctor, “Doc, my foot hurts — what should I do?” “Limp,” he said.

]]> http://blogs.walkerart.org/ecp/2008/04/29/enter-liner-joke-contest/#comment-63540 Rob Brittain Thu, 22 May 2008 15:22:50 +0000 http://blogs.walkerart.org/ecp/2008/04/29/enter-liner-joke-contest/#comment-63540 My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.

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